Secret Subject Swap:One month to live...

I am apart of the Secret Subject Swap hosted by Karen over at Baking In A Tornado

I got my subject and I don't know why, but it took me forever to figure out what to write on this.
My prompt is:

If you knew you had one month to live, what would you do?
I was given this subject by the lovely and wonderful ChewyLicisous

I have seen this question asked a lot of times. Almost all answers are the same:

I would adventure out

I would climb Mt. Everest

I would skydive

I would run in the jungle

All those answers are great. Everyone is different, but that's not me. I am afraid of everything. My list would look like this:

Get a tooth pulled

Sleep in complete darkness

Welcome the aliens

Pet a spider

Eat dirt

I would want to enjoy my last days, not be traumatized by them. I don't want to live in fear in my final days. You may laugh at my list, but these are legitmate fears. Especially the dark and aliens. Aliens love darkness and they probe. *shivers*.

 

So, as you can see, it took me a while lol. I decided that I would live my life like nothing has changed. My husband and my kids keep me entertained. They help keep my mind off anything negative. They are my life. As cheesy as that sounds, its true. I would spend my final days with them. I wouldn't change it for anything.

 

Besides list A is a little pricey.

 

 

 

 

Here are the other swappers go check em out:

Just a little Nutty

Follow Me Home

Stacy Sews and Schools

A Working Moms Whoas

Sadder But Wiser

Menopausal Mother

They Call Me Mummy

Evil Joy Speaks

AkashicWindow

The Liebster

Yes, its an award I was nominated for (like days ago oops) But I am getting to it finally! I have been behind on a lot of things! The nomination came from The Insomniac's Dream

The rules are quite simple with this one, I answer 11 questions that was asked by my nominee. I then nominate 11 bloggers(with under 200 followers) and they must answer my handpicked questions. Oh the possibilities are endless.


1. Do you have a Muse?
Yes and no. My daily life is my muse, but then I also just write what comes to mind(which is why I am so jumbled and my writing is ADHD)

2. How do you get over Writer's Block?
I wait it out until I find something lol. I take the easy out on Writers Block.

3. What inspires you the most?
My family. We are a house full of different personalities(considering 3 of them are under 7). We are just so different, that something weird happens everyday.

4. How many kids do you have, and how many did you actually want?
I have 3. I initially wanted none, but as I got older things changed.

5. How many times have you been married?
Once.

6. When did you start writing?
Blogging? A couple years ago. Wasn't consistent though.

7. For you, is writing a hobby, a job, or a lifestyle?
Hobby and lifestyle. I love to do it and it helps me release anything and allows others a good laugh at my expense.

8. Tell us about something you collect.
Projects. I have so many unfinished projects and projects I want to start. I am a project hoarder. Its terrible. Its an addiction. I need help.

9. Your least favorite chore?
Laundry. I hate to fold it and put it away. So my dryer are my clothes best friend(they spend most time on repeat cycles in there, getting the wrinkles out)

10. Favorite thing to cook?
Anything chicken. I love to try new recipes, but it seems chicken is the only meat you can do whatever to! It just reall goes with any spice and any marinade.

11. Your dream job?
Lawyer and Chef. I love to argue and I love to help people. I also love to cook and make new recipes!

There it is. 11 things about me. Now onto my questions. Hmmm...

1) Favorite relaxtion tip?

2) Most embarrassing thing to happen in the last year?

3)Worst TV show according to you?

4) Have you met anyone famous?

5) Favorite book?

 6) Do you sleep on the left or right side?

7) Do you have animals?

8) Saddest movie you have ever watche?

9) Worst Christmas gift you have recieved?

10) What made you decide to write?

11) Most precious item you have?

There you have it. Now to nominate 11 bloggers

1) A Working Mom's "Whoas"
2)My Daily Jenn-ism
3)A Plucky Procrastinator
4) The Momisodes
5) Ignore Me Like You Mean It
6) On A Cold Day
7) Bad Word Mama
8) Moki's Musings
9) ComfyTown Chronicles
10) Non-Stop Mom
11) SuperLittleTales

Triumph Trophy? Don't mind if I do..

I am very lucky to have such nominating bloggers such as The Momisodes. She has nominated me for so many awards, and I am graciously accepting. I believe this one is one of my favorites. It's called the

The reason why I love this award is because of the rules:

 

 



1. Display the Trophy in your post.
2. Write a short piece that starts with this: I didn’t kill______ today. It doesn’t have to be a person, it can be an appliance, a business or anything else you choose.
3. Nominate a few people to pass the trophy on to and let them know it’s their turn to vent.

 

 

 

You see why it's an awesome award? I needed this, especially today.

 

 

I didn't kill my animals today. I know we have animal lovers. I love my animals. They usually annoy me on a daily basis, but today has been over the top. We have a 3 year old cat named Rusty. Rusty is fat. I am going to guess about 15 pounds. He is up there. He has an automatic feeder and its been clogging up sometimes,but there is still food in there. If he doesn't have a full bowl he will meow nonstop. This morning he kept doing it, running under my feet, he laid on my phone and would not move. I had to get my oldest to school. He was throwing a tantrum and using my phone as ransom. I do not negotiate with terrorists. He should know this. He is dangerous. So I struggled with losing my life and getting my phone back(which would pointless seeing as he would end my life so quickly) or giving into his demands.

I struggled with this thought while I continued getting my kids ready. I decided to give into the demands. I fixed his bowl. He moved. Yes, it worked. I came |-| that close to killing him.

 

Now onto my puppy. She is an escape artist. She darts faster than a bat out of hell. She is horrible at escaping. We get tired of chasing her because she is fast and will continue to run away. We decided to not chase her today. She came back(like I knew she would), but she dug a new hole to get back in my yard. I am running out of objects to block her path. We gave her a dog bed. She keeps chewing the stuffing out. Its always a mess. I told her kennel so I could sweep up and she chewed it up again! Its a green stuffing filled kennel. Why doesn't my dog understand I like a clean home? Why doesn't she want a nice soft comfy bed? Why must she chew everything? I did not kill her though.

 

I wanted to kill both animals so bad, but I did not. I kept my cool and did not commit murder. Orange is a good color on me, but I am claustrophobic. Those cells scare me. *shivers*.

 

I nominate these lovely bloggers for an award:

 

1) A Working Mom's "Whoas"

2) Moki's Musings

3) Bad Word Mama