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What is the WORST birthday you have ever had and what could you have done to improve it?
Submitted by the lovely: Menopausal Mother
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I have had a lot of birthdays. And this one was by far the WORST ever!
Today is my birthday party. I am 8 years old. Ok not yet, but because of my cousin and our birthdays are so close together that this birthday (and some before) we are sharing a birthday party. This year I am a big kid. I am getting so close to 9 and after 9 is 10. Double digits! I have a princess cake. So cute. It has the carriage, the barbie on there. I love it!! She has beautiful blonde hair, a blue dress and she has a carriage that is the same color as the dress. I love it! It has HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY ON IT! I am so excited to be 8 YEARS OLD!
Right on the right side of my cake(its split in half) was HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY and all kinds of icky boy stuff. It has cars on it. Cars?! Like boy cars. This was not girl cars. They are green, and they have flames. Who likes those? Obviously, an icky boy. I did not want this boy stuff on my cake. I don't really look at his side of the cake. Its an ugly boys cake.
Did they not realize he was just 5? I was 8! Did I mention how in 2 years I would hit DOUBLE DIGITS! That's a HUMONGOUS deal! He is 5, not 8 like me. I did not want to share my cake with him. I did not want to share my birthday party with him. I want my own princess cake. Princesses and hotwheels don't mix. Don't they know boys are icky?
I am a lot older. And I am a girl. Not a stinky, smelly, icky, sticky, little 5 year old boy. A boy! A BOY! I am a GIRL! Do not the realize this is really wrong? A hotwheel on a princess cake! Why? They don't belong together.
I suck it up and act like the big kid I am and "pretend" to enjoy the rest of the party. *sigh I am not 5. I am a big kid. Practically an adult.* We have games. *My cake was so pretty, but his side wasn't.* We open presents. *I am a girl, not a BOY.* I got a bunch of awesome presents. Some pretty clothes, some new dolls, and some money.
I am still angry I have to share my birthday with a baby! HIS side of the cake says he is 5! That is definately not 8, like me. Luckily, I will be 9 next year, and I won't have to share it with a boy.
5. Who do they think I am? A 7 year old?