Friday, February 7, 2014

I peed myself...I think?!

ITS SWAP DAY!! Whoo hoo! 12 bloggers had sent in prompts, Karen mixed them up in a hat, wine glass, shoe, whatever was handy(I prefer to use the wine glass) and then sent them out to each other. No one knows who got their prompt until today.

I got my prompt from Single Mum and it is:

What is the most awkward situation you have ever been in?


I don't think I have very many awkward situations. I tend to either avoid those or just turn it in my favor, but I do have one that's not so awkward, but funny. 


I had surgery of June 2012. I was 24. An adult of some sort. I had my gallbladder removed. I was told the process and all that. I was so freaked out that my surgeon approved for a relaxer in my IV. It made me fall asleep. I didn't get to ask any questions(like the first gazillion I asked wasn't enough).




I remember waking up in the recovery room. Being asked the year if I was ok, in pain, the normal. I guess? Well I feel wetness. The first thing I blurt out is I PEED MYSELF. OMG! The nurse says ITS OK IT HAPPENS. I am still groggy arguing NO ITS NOT. I WAS TOLD I WOULD HAVE A CATHETER I SHOULDN'T OF PEED MYSELF. (I trust by now you are laughing. I did a few months later). We went back and forth about my peeing on myself. It was a mess. 

I get wheeled out to the room to get dressed and everything and I am changing my clothes and I realize I did not pee on myself. It was sweat. Just sticky, smelly sweat. I was sweating so bad and it was cold in the hospital. I checked the sheet, I checked my undies no pee. 

Imagine how relieved I was I didn't pee on myself, then it hit me. I argued with a nurse about me peeing on myself and I didn't pee on myself. How does that happen!? What else did they give me? All I kept thinking was man this is not good. You may think WELL AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T PEE ON YOURSELF. And you are right, but I argued I did and I didn't. I just went home and slept. I tried to forget all about it, but I couldn't. I am glad I didn't because then I wouldn't have a post to write about. 

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12 comments:

  1. I woke up from my gallbladder surgery crying for my Mommy.

    I was 24 as well...........yea.....lol

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  2. I was in such terrible pain from mine that when I woke up from the surgery I actually felt 100 times better than when I went in to the ER. LOL

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  3. See? The awkward moments make for great posts :) I came out of a lumpectomy asking if I still had both nipples. Multiple times. My husband was a bit embarrassed….for me. :)

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  4. My husband doesn't like losing control so he wakes up from anesthesia angry until he figures out where he is and remembers what's going on. I tease him ahead of time when I tell the nurses that when he starts waking up, they should duck!

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  5. I understand, when I had my surgery, it does feel like you're wetting yourself with the cathered in.

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  6. Did you know that catheters can leak? Mine did. I was in my late 30s, and I wet the bed!! I was really glad the nurse said "it's OK, it happens" - even if it may not be true.
    Glad you can laugh about it now. How is life without your gallbladder?
    PS: How does one AVOID awkward situations? I need to know!

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    1. Ok. I still need to watch my greasy food, dairy and fried foods intake. No more pain, but my weight is fluctuating like crazy! And avoiding awkward situations takes a lot of practice. For me, I don't leave my house. I sometimes go crazy, but I rather be crazy in my home than outdoors lol.

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  7. Well that makes me a little glad I've never had to have major surgery. The only time I was ever given knock out gas I woke up laughing. And I also hadn't peed myself so we've got that in common. Well done with this post, I'm glad you couldn't find anything really awkward like I could have. I'd probably still be typing if this subject was mine.

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  8. I had surgery last year and when I was in the recovery room the nurse told me not to go online for at least a day because the after effects of the drugs can make you say really crazy stuff. I was all like "yea right". So I stayed offline but said really weird stuff to the person next to me!

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  9. I LOVE IT...I once got caught in traffic on my normally 50 min commute home. I had to pee and pulled over and peed on the side of the road as cars drove by, thankfully it was many years ago, I think if it was now I would have ended up on youtube. Though now I have my son's old car potty...I still keep it in case I need it, LOLOL

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  10. Thank you for the giggle!! This reminded of my first CT scan with contrast. I've had so many at this point, they're no big deal. My first one was a huge deal. I was nervous enough as it was without there being any complications, but there was a complication. A big one. I peed my hospital gown. Right there on the CT machine. It was awful. I was embarrassed and mortified. When the Super cute tech came back in after my scan, I was in tears. I started apologizing. Begging him to forgive me. He asked what was wrong. I told him how I had peed on his machine. He then told me I didn't. I told him I did. Then he told me he forgot to tell me the contrast makes you feel like you've peed your pants. Huh?! I checked. Nope, no accident. I could've smacked him. In the end I was grateful my bladder hadn't failed me, though I was embarrassed by my crying fit.
    I'm glad your surgery was successful. Thank you for sharing this!

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